I'm fucking sick of seeing the god-damn, mother fucking commercials, for these phony, dick sucking, money fucking attorneys officies, who post these commercials such as "If you have been injured on someone elses property, call 1-800-suck-myballs. You are entitled to this money. It's your money. We only want 90% of it, and the rest is yours." and those... "Have you been diagnosed with 'Fat-lazy american cock sucker who got CVD (cardio-vascular disease for those of you who are too stupid to breath,)?' Well, if so, and you were proscribed 'peniscort,' and you suffered any of the side-effects that this FDA approved drug warns you about, then you are entitled to cash. If that happened, please call 1-866-wallow-infat.
Seriously, come on America... cut the fucking crap. Get off of your fat, lazy, postule covered asses, and earn your fucking money! I'm fucking getting sick of this "I'm poor, lets legally steal someone elses money" BULLSHIT
Here are some tips on how you can go about earning your own money:
1.) Get off of your 300+ lbs. asses
2.) Lose some fucking weight... the correct way, by proper diet, and work-out
3.) Finish Highschool and Collage you illiterate fuck holes.
4.) Stop sueing everyone... yeah, so you made some money, but now, that company has to go and sue the FUCK out of a smaller business, or raise their prices, in order to regain the lost profits, from hundreds of you fucking parasites, sueing their pubes off. Good job, my $2.99 roast now costs $3.45. FUCK
5.) The world is competitive, throw away your anti-depressents, your drugs, and learn to cope. (Ciggarettes are allowed so I don't seem like a hypocrite.)
6.) Ok, so now you have built a foundataion, what are you going to do now? Find some job to do, learn how to do it CORRECTLY, and, wait, throw away those "how-to" CDs that you got off of the commercial that came on right after the "Sue them" commercial... and learn how to do a certain trade, the old fassion way... by doing it, and getting better!
6.2.) No complaining about your "bitch ass boss." He's making more money than you... you have no room to complain.
7.) Alcohol is also not allowed if being used as an escape of reality. For fun however... that is allowed. (once again with the hypocricy thing.)
8.) The End... make money, save it up, retire, spend money... Die
Jesus fucking Christ (was a great video, you should really see it sometime,) I'm getting fed up with your lazy ass life-styles.
SlashFirestorm
One of the biggest problems in America today is the sue-culture. Used to be, when shit happened to you, you worked your ass off and fixed it. Now, when shit happens to people, they come running to the court house with an empty tin can and a lawyer and demand their hand-out.
I mean, what the fuck would have happened if Rosa Parks just sued the bus company?
Migashi (Updated )
Nothing would have happened... If you would remember, at the time... being black was not so good for one's social status.
Another thing... I'm watching a commercial for some penis enlargement pill, called "ExtenZe," (It's a paid program... It's 3:15 in the morning, there is nothing else on...I once watched a paid program for a laxitive, that advertised "You'll poop better than a 4 year-old little girl,) In which they got three women to sit on a couch, and talk about how size matter. YOU SHALLOW FUCKING WHORES!
They then go out to ask gay* men to talk about their results... one retard went on to say he saw noticable results in just 48 hours. Damn... they need to make plant fertilizer... in 48 hours, I could have 28 grand worth of weed with their fertilizer! (All redundency intended... It's my commercial marketing ploy... wink wink nudge nudge.)
Fucking retards. If you are really worried about your size, (and are over 21... I mean, if you are still growing... don't worry, you MIGHT have that growth spurt you are looking for...) and you ever consider a pump, or pill... then have a sex change. I'm sick of other men with low self esteem running around and crying "My penis is too small!" You retards deserve to recieve the cock... fucking pussies. You'll proberally take the pill, fatass, have a clot in a meaninless vien in your pinkie... and sue the company making it!
See, for me, I'm not worried about having a small penis. In fact, I play cricket with my penis.
* Not all of them were gay... some were with their prostitue whores. Fertilizer
I think from now on, I'll only post on retarted commercials I see, and how I hate American civilization. I'll eventually move on to making my posts in flash, and I'll make front page to. If not, I guess I'll follow suit and sue Tom for "Emotional distress" equal to the cost of the adobe master suit, and the cost of a years supply of anti-depressents. I could buy a used car for all of that money!