Enjoy my take on, the Twelve days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French whores,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four loose penies,
Three French whores,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
Five Penis Rings!!!
Four loose penies,
Three French whores,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the Sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
Sixty-two cents,
Five Penis Rings,
Four Loose pennies,
three french whores,
two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the Seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
7 Antacids,
sixty-two cents
five penis rings
four loose pennies
three french whores
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!!!

On the eight day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
8 worn-out tires,
7 antacids
fsixty-two cents,
five penis rings,
four loose pennies,
three french whores
two turtle doves,
and a partridge in a pear tree!!!

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me,
nine spent condoms
eight worn out tires
seven antacids
sixty two cents
five penis rings
four loose pennies
three french whores
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!!!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
ten tiny testes
nine worn out condoms
eight worn out tires
seven antacids
sixty two cents
five penis rings
four loose pennies
three french whores
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!!!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
eleven lesbos leaping
ten tiny testes
nine worn out condoms
eight worn out tires
seven antacids
sixty two cents
five penis rings
four loose pennies
three french whores
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!!!

On the 12th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me,
twelve tiny titties
eleven lesbos leaping
ten tiny testes
nine worn out condoms
eight worn out tires
seven antacids
sixty two cents
five penis rings
four loose pennies
three french whores
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!!!